I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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