How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have demons in me.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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