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I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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