The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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