Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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