these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Randomize
