I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i out mim tonsoeep
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