Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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