ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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