Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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