And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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