That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Houston, we have a blender
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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