READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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