Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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