she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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