We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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