Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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