god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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