Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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