areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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