who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You ate ashes out of my bong
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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