508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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