what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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