eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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