then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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