Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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