real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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