normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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