just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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