therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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