just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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