Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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