I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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