Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Randomize