I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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