my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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