wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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