is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
foreskin is a definite game changer
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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