it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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