Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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