I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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