Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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