i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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