i think my mom watched the whole time
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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I supernannyed him into submission
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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