She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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