I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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