party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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