dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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