The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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