i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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