Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
