there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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