the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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