who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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