Cold hands, warm shart.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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