just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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